we were minding our own business, having a drink outside in a beer garden when this little fucker thought it would come along and get all up in our shit. it kept hovering in and out of my coke glass, so i used a portion of my cunning and trapped it inside with my beer mat. then, to taunt it further i proceeded to take pictures of him incarcerated in his see through cell. that was all well and good, but as we got ready to leave i didn't know what to do. i didn't want to take the beer mat off and release the full wrath of the wasp, nor did i want to leave it for some unsuspecting glass collector. well it just happened that a young girl came out to clear the glasses just as i was about to go to the car so i warned her of the situation with mr angry wasp. her response, in her soft scottish accent, was ah that's no bother, then remove the beer mat and shoo the insect away. just like that. all i could do was walk away feeling a little bit less of a man.

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we were minding our own business, having a drink outside in a beer garden when this little fucker thought it would come along and get all up in our shit. it kept hovering in and out of my coke glass, so i used a portion of my cunning and trapped it inside with my beer mat. then, to taunt it further i proceeded to take pictures of him incarcerated in his see through cell. that was all well and good, but as we got ready to leave i didn't know what to do. i didn't want to take the beer mat off and release the full wrath of the wasp, nor did i want to leave it for some unsuspecting glass collector. well it just happened that a young girl came out to clear the glasses just as i was about to go to the car so i warned her of the situation with mr angry wasp. her response, in her soft scottish accent, was ah that's no bother, then remove the beer mat and shoo the insect away. just like that. all i could do was walk away feeling a little bit less of a man.

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