i've never seen the man in the iron mask, so this is a little presumptuous, but who else thinks that the film would be immeasurably improved if the mask was hairy and leonardo dicaprio was replaced by this friendly old bolivian man. anyone? no? maybe i will have to settle for a spanish language sequel.

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i've never seen the man in the iron mask, so this is a little presumptuous, but who else thinks that the film would be immeasurably improved if the mask was hairy and leonardo dicaprio was replaced by this friendly old bolivian man. anyone? no? maybe i will have to settle for a spanish language sequel.

here's the original