you may have heard of the big five, which consist of lions, elephants, rhinos, leopards and buffalo. what you many not know is there is also a small 5 which consist of ant lions, elephant shrews, rhino beetles, buffalo weavers and this here leopard tortoise. it sounds like something someone made up to try and be clever, either way we didn't go out of our way to look for any others. we did see quite a few tortoises though, at one point we saw two really close together, as we got closer we realised that the were in fact, how you say, making a sexytime. we pulled up next to them and just as we all peered over the edge of the land rover we saw this pink thing come out of this other pink thing and both of them (very slowly) scamper away. everyone in the land rover cried out in unison "eeeeuuuuugggghhhhhh!"

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you may have heard of the big five, which consist of lions, elephants, rhinos, leopards and buffalo. what you many not know is there is also a small 5 which consist of ant lions, elephant shrews, rhino beetles, buffalo weavers and this here leopard tortoise. it sounds like something someone made up to try and be clever, either way we didn't go out of our way to look for any others. we did see quite a few tortoises though, at one point we saw two really close together, as we got closer we realised that the were in fact, how you say, making a sexytime. we pulled up next to them and just as we all peered over the edge of the land rover we saw this pink thing come out of this other pink thing and both of them (very slowly) scamper away. everyone in the land rover cried out in unison "eeeeuuuuugggghhhhhh!"

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